What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions?
Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum.
Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'.
They hope to keep our attendance more regular.
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that?
Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg
My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra.
No hard feelings.
Depression hurts.
Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything.