If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side.
That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning.
Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star?
They spent a year doing missionary work.
How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Why were Democrats in the lead early on?
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?
Because it was a mail dominated industry