Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution
who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
A mug of beer walks into a bar...
The bartender sees him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here." A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist.
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
What do you call a black hole that tells jokes?
A pun-derful void.
*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question.
if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd