What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Happy Greek Easter!
Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."