I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol.
Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers It's called absinthe-theism.
My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft...
I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I don't understand women.
I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
The reward for a job well
done is more work.
Guerrilla Glue It only works
when you don't look at it.