KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom.
DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid.
A son walks up to his dad and tells him: "Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know
who your wife is until you get married?" His dad replies: "It's like that everywhere son."
My dad wants to open a funeral home..
Doss Family Mortuary : "We'll take care of your stiffies for you"
Dad do you like baked apples?
Yes son why? The orchard's on fire.
Lebron's life is like one big compass...
He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.