Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?
Squid Pro Quo
I like my women how I like my microwaved food.
Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
Programmers tend to
byte their food