Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year.
I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing
What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
I wanted a screamer or a moaner for
Christmas Instead I got a sweater.
What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?
A Christmas-Quacker!
What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.