SON: Can horses run in the Olympics?
DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy
Kid: WAAAHH!
MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn
my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor
he's a man after my own heart -masai graham
A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously...
"Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay." "How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"
When I was 6 I got coal from Santa...
The next year I decided to get back at him and poison the cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad