Why does heaven have such great wifi?
Because of all the cloud space.
Why did the rocket go to the doctor?
It had a launch problem.
Why did the astronaut bring a broom?
To sweep the space.
Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty.
He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.
Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former
life to deserve this shitty parking space.