Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'.
Food will obviously be something to die for.
Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's
Cat It could be really hot or stone cold.
Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal.
But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Sits down. The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat. Bartender says: > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.