Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream !
I hope I get a watch for Christmas!
Because there's no present like the time.
Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside
have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door.
This year's Christmas must-haves?
Food, water and shelter! #theclassics
5,"So we don't get to open any presents today?" Me, "No." 5, "So
basically Thanksgiving is just Christmas for your tummy, right?"