Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.