A father walks in on his son...
A father walks in on his son masturbating. The father says, "Son, If you keep masturbating you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here."
A small boy got lost at a baseball game...
He went up to a police officer and said: "I've lost my dad." "What's he like?" asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their
house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Enjoy A son ask his Father "What does a vagina look like"?
The dad said "Like a beautiful rose". He continued to say "and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise".