MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?
WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
What's the difference between a princess and a witch?
2 years of marriage.
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist:
"i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
Marriage.
Because dodging your own family wasn't enough.
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock