*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy.
Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*
My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes
off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth
Dearest wife, The war on Christmas goes well.
We found an elf stronghold & cut off its candy cane supply lines. Last night, they ate Donner.
Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas?
Me neither. He couldn't open his presents.
Who knew George Michael's "Last Christmas"...
was about the coroner?