Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness:
eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer.
If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film
in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp.
I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling "You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"
So a 400 pound lady walks into a gas station to get directions..
she walks in and says "How do I get to 280?" A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
What do you call someone who knows all?
Nostril-damus. Works better if you read the joke out loud.