People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?
A PDFile.
What do you call a programmer's testicles?
A hackysack.