How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)
3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1.
Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one.
What's the programmer's favorite drug?
A line of code.
A programmer walks into a bar.
Barman ask him if he wants "beer or whiskey", he responded "yes"
What did the programmer say to the architect chick?
Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?