What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.