I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date.
Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand.
How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
How does a Liverpudlian get to work...
He doesn't.
When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work.
Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
My last days.
If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!