I'm a theist I would be atheist,
but I left a space for God.
What do you call a black man in space?
Ummm......an astronaut.
Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star.
Why your fingers have spaces in between?
nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?
They both left bodies in four states.