Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom?
Defendant: no Lawyer: spell "ICUP" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."
A lawyer walks into a bar...
exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first.