I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room.
He caught me beating Off
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, "$10 dollars?!
What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"
i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face
when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted.