Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool
The programmer to his son: "Here I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect...
...but they fried me for no raisin.
Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment.