Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement
Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering
Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking
each other "do you have to do that right now?"
Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage?
Because any marriage is good for business!