Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?
He had to take a sheet.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
Find a way to dress up as "accidentally liking someone's Facebook
picture from 2 years ago" and really scare people this Halloween.
what do you call bees on halloween?
boo bees
On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush
so they know what we're going through with this election.