Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided
enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds
that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale...
I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though
painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage