I own 2 types of fossilised animal
excrement I'm a shit collector.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Animal testing is pointless.
We already know they're animals.
What's the most dangerous animal in the world?
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.