If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose...
would you go to lunch or a movie?
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see
lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding?
Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In a brief case.