Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams!
What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!
I'd enjoy your sports/movie/pop-star jokes a lot more if I didn't have
to spend 10 minutes on Google figuring out if they're funny or not.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?
Because the don't like dicks.
What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast