An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it?
Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.
First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it.
What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul.
*I reach for the thermostat* *my dad runs in barking* *neighbor's dad starts
barking* *within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*
What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
A black man and his son are walking on the beach...
... the son asks "Dad, can I play with your wiener?" [](/sp) The dad says "Okay, but don't go too far."