Marriage is like a hurricane...
Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house.
Marriage means commitment.
So does insanity. Coincidence?
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee.
Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot.
Why did the married couple go to the gym?
Because their relationship needed some work.
My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the
engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.