What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Men are like placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again.
All problems deferred to Monday...
What's a white racist's favorite food?
Klan Chowder
I've never been in love but I imagine its similar to the feeling
you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.