What is the dumbest animal?
An ignoraMOOSE
"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
Why did the crab never share?
Because he's shellfish.
I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.