Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Animals that lose their tails
visit the retail store.
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that