Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking
each other "do you have to do that right now?"
Marriage in New Jersey should
be between a tan and a woman.
Customer told me this yesterday...
First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.
What do you call a couple who never fights?
Newlyweds.
Why did the husband go to the doctor?
Because he had a wife headache.