If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug...
Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.
I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy.
The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works.
I used to work at a muffler shop...
That shit was exhausting. Then I got a job a vacuum store, but it sucked even more.
Today is "Jamaican hair day" at work.
I'm dreading it.
Forgot to do laundry again.
I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.