How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
What do you call a wife who tells jokes?
A pun-derful spouse.
Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass.
Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.
I can't believe gay marriage is legal!
What's next womens rights?
Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common.
Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock.