What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.
What will men do if women become extinct?
Domesticate another animal.
What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals.
I'm not that smart, people.