So a man goes to work...
Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz.
My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late.
Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero.
Bosses get a lot less demanding
when you bring a sword to work
How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
[typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE?
Wife: 2nd. Me: Is "polyamorous" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?