Marriage.
Because dodging your own family wasn't enough.
There are two ways to keep a marriage happy
and without quarrel But nobody knows them
When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which
of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.
Why did the husband go to the doctor?
Because he had a wife headache.
My favorite oxymorons: 1.
Jumbo shrimp. 2. Act natural. 3. Boneless ribs. 4. Civil war. 5. Freezer burn. 6. Adult male. 7. Happy marriage.