An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It was a shih tzu
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
What is the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.