What's the most dangerous animal in the world?
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."