After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should
Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.
And on another note...
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Teacher I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.