What do you call a comet that tells jokes?
A comedi-meteor.
How do you organize a space party?
You Planet.
Why did the rocket go to the doctor?
It had a launch problem.
Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?
They need space.
men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton
or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>