What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate?
God doesn't think he's a doctor.
A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap...
The doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts."
What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?
Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?
I had surgery today...
It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses.
You got acute appendicitis ..
No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*