What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work.
...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher
Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work.
Number 7,511 will shock you!
I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while
he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger
King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it.
works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT