Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad
news." The patient said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday
cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription.
"Do I take this with anything?" "Yeah, your face."
Doctor: "I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD.
I suggest you make a list of all your partners--" Lou Bega: "Way ahead of you."