Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime?
Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP
Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut
up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer
Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold?
He passed the bar
What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?
He got him diss barred.
Talk is cheap.
Until you hire a lawyer.